Ich weiß ja, dass Einhörner was gegen Pantomimen haben. Warum Narwale Pinguine nicht mögen ist mir aber vollkomen schleierhaft. Ich dachte das wäre eher so ein Orca-Ding. Pinguine mag ja eigentlich jeder. Denoch gibt es bei Archie McPhee ein Horrorszenario zu kaufen. Ein Narwal der mit seinem Horn einen Pinguin aufspießt.
Die Produktbeschreibung liefert aber auch eine einleuchtende Erklärung wie es so weit kommen konnte:
“The Avenging Narwhal, with his whale body and unicorn horn, has long struggled with his looks. In school, he was constantly teased by a clique of adorable penguins. This went on for years, but the Avenging Narwhal did nothing. Then, senior year during study hall, he intercepted a note intended for a penguin, and his life changed forever. He uncovered the penguin conspiracy to take over the world. Penguins employed a propaganda campaign of nature documentaries and animated films to lull the world into thinking that they were harmless. In reality, each penguin was a megalomaniacal genius intent on full control of humans.
The Avenging Narwhal has since made it his duty to crush the penguins’ evil plot by piercing them in their cute bellies with his magical tusk, thereby reducing the number of waddling, formalwear-clad threats to humanity. So, while your friends and neighbors talk about how cute penguins are and how they look like they’re wearing tiny tuxedos, you’ll know that the true friend of the world is the homely, but heroic, Avenging Narwhal, who has devoted his life to ending the penguin scourge.”